The centrifugality of Cole Hamels's day.

Four batters.

Fifteen pitches.

Eight for strikes.

Only one of which started an at-bat.

Two extra-base hits.

One hit batsman that followed those two extra-base hits and came on a 1–2 count, leading one blogger to tweet: “Good grief.”

Two runs.

One out.

The circling of the 2017 drain, increasingly centripetal.

And then . . . .

Strikeout swinging. Flyout.

Flyout. Groundout. Groundout.

Groundout. Strikeout swinging. Groundout.

Flyout. Strikeout looking. Groundout.

Groundout. Groundout. Flyout.

Strikeout swinging. Flyout. Strikeout swinging.

Flyout. Strikeout looking.

Nineteen straight outs recorded by Cole Hamels. First-pitch strikes to 12 of the 19, and 55 strikes in 81 deliveries overall. Zero hits and zero walks and zero plunks, extraneously noted and self evident given the first sentence of this paragraph.

In the interwoven six half-innings, the ones during which Hamels had moved centrifugally from the mound to the dugout, his teammates with bats produced six runs on seven hits.

When Hamels handed the baseball to his manager, two outs past the seventh-inning stretch, his 0.1–2–2–2–0–0 line had morphed into 6.2–2–2–2–0–6, and the 0–2 score had become 6–2, en route (en rout?) to 10–4, a final whose box score supports the truth bomb that only one relief pitcher was needed.

Season back on.

Centrifugal, man.

Hi. I’m a sports fan.

 
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Jamey Newberg

Dallas attorney Jamey Newberg has been commenting on Rangers from the big club down through the entire farm system since 1998.

Scott Lucas

Scott Lucas was born in Arlington, Texas, to Richard and Becky Lucas. He lived mostly in Arlington before moving to Austin, where he graduated from The University of Texas. Scott works for Austin Valuation Consultants, Ltd., and has published several boring articles about real estate appraisal and environmental contamination. He makes a swell margarita and refuses to run longer than ten kilometres.

Eleanor Czajka

Eleanor grew up watching the AAA Mudhens in Toledo, Ohio. A loyal Ranger fan since 1979, she works "behind the scenes" at the Newberg Report.

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