Joke.

Giancarlo StantonGiancarlo Stanton     @Giancarlo818  

Alright, I'm pissed off!!! Plain & Simple

5:57 PM - 13 Nov 12

 

Jamey NewbergJamey Newberg‏     @NewbergReport

Per @JCRMarlinsbeat in a piece for@BaseballAmerica: Marlins "tried their best" to acquire Olt in Josh Johnson deal that never materialized.

11:20 AM - 27 Oct 12

 

 

I don’t even know why I went to the trouble to grab those two tweets and crop them and paste them, one on top of the other, aligned just about perfectly, because it was a waste of time.  The Marlins circus isn’t going to blow up even further.

They’re just not going to trade Giancarlo.  Even if he’s cheesed off, maybe irreparably.

Seriously, they’re not trading him.  The five minutes I frittered away on this email are five minutes I’ll never get back.  It’s just a stupid joke.  I’m just joking.  Really, I joke.

Sorta.

No, really, not gonna happen.

Then again . . . .

makethevoicesstop

 
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